It was 80 degrees in Los Angeles on Dec. 18th 2024

 

this person moved to LA and bought a convertible to be able to say at a party

'I drive a convertible'.

They added the dice to fit in more, of course. 

Burgundy interior in LA is always a giveaway of out of towner. 

Burgundy does not fit in LA 

it’s an East Coast color. It’s meant to be worn against the fall leaves. Or against snow and brown winter trees. Cruise it in 50 degree weather or under only. You wear suit pants and a narcotic scent against it. You carry tea tree toothpicks and move slow. 

You're a vampire of the night. 

You drive aimlessly and listen to Nick Drake. 

But only at night and not in LA. 

This car should not be allowed in daylight. Too bright in LA for burgundy 

What is a convertible doing with burgundy leather interior??? Who thought of this!?  

It’s claustrophobic. It’s the opposite of “ top down”. 

It’s a coffin. 

No matter how much you dress it up it doesn’t work. 

And especially not with Pink dice. Whoever owns this car doesn't get it. 

I had a burgundy car before. 

An 86 Buick Regal with a burgundy paint job. 

a great car, but a bad color for it. I learned the hard way.